Roommates 4 Lyfe

Naked Tub Talk

This week, the roommates are back with some HUGE news! Not only have the apartment’s mailboxes been moved inside to prevent them from being broken into by anyone with a strong stick, but the roomies now have their own podcasting equipment! And how do they make use of it? M.K. regales us with a story of how one time he had an ant stuck in his ear canal, and Simon finally takes a stance on mini-pretzels! Oh, and the duo addresses the burning question we’ve all had for weeks: has M.K. cleaned the tub?

Hell Houses w/ Ahamed Weinberg

The Roommates are back! This week, Simon has been BUSY and M.K. is broke and staring at walls but has been taking Improv 201 to feel something. The boys welcome the amazing Ahamed Weinberg to the show and have a deep discussion of Christian haunted houses, sci-fi movies, and share some roommate stories! And in Confrontation Corner, M.K. tells Simon he owes him $52 but Simon lets him know it’s actually $77. Does he Venmo him on the spot? Give a listen to find out!

Extreme Home Takeover!!! w/ Adam Newman

In this week’s very special episode of Roommates 4 LYFE, the Roomies go on location and take over the home of their dear friend, Adam Newman! After a tense Confrontation Corner last week, M.K. and Simon are back and better than ever and chat with Adam about cats, New York, and honestly…a lot of butt stuff. The roomies get a value tip when Adam shares his favorite roommate life hack called the “It’s a Roommate Thing” strategy, and gang, you won’t want to miss this!

Once Over on the Downstairs w/ Caleb Synan

This week, M.K. and Simon welcome back their long lost roommate, Caleb Synan, and boy is it an exciting episode! The trio discuss everything from hair dye, Simon’s obsession with a bamboo barrier on the patio, and Caleb’s lack of respect from children (He don’t get no respect!). But the real beef of the episode takes place during confrontation corner in which Simon and M.K. get very REAL and hash out some problems in the home. Hopefully this isn’t the last episode!

Crickets

It’s been a crazy week for the roomies! After fumigating the apartment, M.K. and Simon have a new problem: the break-ins of their apartment complex’s mailboxes! Additionally, M.K. relives a joke he made that only got a cricket’s response and the boys both discuss a wonderful Venmo donation they received from a friend of the podcast. Confrontation Corner takes a wild turn as the boys debate the specific things they do that should be confronted by the other but haven’t been addressed yet.

Fumigation Station

After taking a week off, the Roomies are back and madder than ever! MK and Simon learn they have to fumigate the apartment, and MK wonders if Simon is slowly losing his mind. Confrontation Corner gets real and the duo air out their grievances while they also air out their home.

Disgraceland w/ Rivers Langley

This week, in a very special episode of Roommates 4 Lyfe, Simon and MK go ON LOCATION by recording at their next door neighbor's apartment who just happens to be fellow comedian and podcaster, Rivers Langley! The gang talks the history of the comedy compound they call home (often referred to as Disgraceland), the true story behind the gross toilet on MK and Simon's patio, and Rivers gives MK and Simon all the hot goss on what's going on with the neighbors.

ANT-POCALYPSE!

The ants have attacked! In this week's episode, the roommates struggle with their ant overlords, and Simon relives the harrowing tale of several days with an ant problem in the apartment. Luckily, MK had been out of town doing front flips in Boise, Idaho and didn't really care that much. Now that MK's back, however, a cruel, ant-filled reality awaits him, so you know confrontation corner gets real! And to round it all out, Simon reads a listener-submitted roommate story involving feet and a profoundly clogged toilet!

Simon and the Gays w/ Akeem Woods

This week, Simon gets overwhelmed and overrun by homosexuals as the roomies welcome Akeem Woods to the podcast. The gang does a deep dive on gay life and the adult gay film industry leaving Simon to ponder a market analysis of tops to bottoms. What does that mean? You'll have to listen to find out. Oh and Simon also accidentally smashes one of the household's beloved succulents when he leans too far back in the shedding chair.

Tar Tub w/ JoAnn Schinderle

On this week's episode, the Roomies have a big ol' fashioned welcome back day with their former roommate, JoAnn Schinderle! MK gets out his keyboard and the gang reminisces of the good times, the bad times, and the infamous Tar Tub. Ohhh, and you know Confrontation Corner gets super spicy with a former roommate in the house!